十个经典的愚人节英语笑话

发布时间:2015年07月29日 15:51:06    作者:网络

  愚人节是流行于西方国家的一种很普及的民间节日,在西方国家流行了很久,据考究愚人节从十九世界便在西方国家兴起,可是有趣的是,这一项普及率很广的民间节日并没有被任何国家定位法定节日。既然是西方国家的节日,那么你知道一些与愚人节有关的笑话吗?下面,我们一起去看看吧。


  1、why are people tired on april fool's day?(愚人节人们为什么疲倦?)
  答:because they have just had a long march.(因为他们刚过了长长的三月。march 三月:行军)

  2、what weather do mice and rats fear?(老鼠害怕什么天气?)
  答:when it's raining cats and dogs.(下大雨。rain cats and dogs 下大雨 )

  3、when do dogs refuse to follow their masters?(狗什么时候不愿跟随主人?)
  答:when their masters go to the flea market.(主人去跳蚤市场时。flea 跳蚤 flea market 旧货市场 )

  4、what question can never be answered by “yes”?(哪个问题永远不能回答“是的”?)
  答:are you asleep?(你睡着了吗)

  5、what tree is always very sad?(那种树总是很伤心?)
  答:weeping willow.(垂柳 weep哭泣 willow柳树)

  6、when can you get water with a net?(什么时候可以用网兜装水?)
  答:when water is turned into ice.(当水结成冰时)

  7、why is the pig always eating?猪为什么没完没了地吃?
  答:he's making a hog of himself.它想成为一只肉猪。

  8、what's the longest word in the world?世界上最长的单词是什么?
  答:smiles. because there's a mile between the letter 's'.微笑。因为两个字母s中间隔了一里。

  9、what question is that to which you must always answer "yes"? 什么问题你只能回答“yes”?
  答:"what does y-e-s spell?"(当别人问你)“yes”怎么拼?

  10、where were you when the power was cut off? 当停电的时候你在哪?
  答:in the darkness. 在黑暗中

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